Your name is DAVID ANDERSON STRIDER and you are currently TWENTY-TWO YEARS OLD. You’ve lived a long life and you’ve lived through TWO ROUNDS of the GAME that left you with BAD MEMORIES. You’ve slowly gotten over them and everything you’ve lost you’ve GOT IT ALL BACK through friendships and other things. You’ve DOUBLED YOUR MONEY, per se.
You’ve lived in HOUSTON, TEXAS your entire life, even if it’s in alternate timelines, and you occasionally bounce from AUSTIN to DALLAS depending on who you’re going to visit. Since you’ve discovered you’ve retained your time traveling powers, you’ve been VISITING much of your family and making MORE FRIENDS than you could ever DREAM of.
You still have most of the same INTERESTS, such as PRESERVING DEAD ANIMALS and listening to DIFFERENT TYPES OF MUSIC, and you still frequently DJ. But since your time as a thirteen year old playing SBURB and the struggles you’ve gone through since then, you have a SLIGHT ADDICTION to GAMING, as well as MAKING LONG WINDED RANTS ABOUT YOUR LIFE ON A POPULAR BLOGGING SITE.
You’re okay with a lot of the things that have happened to you, including a MASSIVE FIGHT with the BRO from your own TIMELINE that sent you INTO THE ALPHA WHERE YOU CURRENTLY are, running into a CERTAIN BRODERICK JAMES STRIDER who changed your entire life and is likely the only person you will EVER care about on levels that surpass IRONY on its highest level, dated a JADE HARLEY that woke up your emotions to the world, and SEVERAL OTHER INCIDENCES that have basically set you free from the once hard-headed prick you used to be. That’s a nice change of pace.
At the end of the day, you’re very happy with who you are.
What will you do?